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Are you a lazy layabout former samurai with an incurable perm who can't hold down a steady job? Between playing pachinko and hiding from your landlady when rent is due, have you lost all purpose in life? You sound like the perfect candidate for the Joui Faction!
But even if you're not a lazy layabout former samurai with an incurable perm who can't hold down a steady job between pachinko and not paying rent, you should still give some serious thought to joining this organization for the following reasons:
1) The Bakufu is rotten to the core and needs to go down
2) The Amanto need to get out of our country
3) Free Nmaibo at all our meetings!!!
Call *** *** **** to schedule an appointment, and remember to bring your resume to the interview. Katsura is a busy man and doesn't have time for total slobs/undercover Shinsengumi.
Or text ***** to the above number to receive exclusive offers!
"I didn't think it would be so easy to become a Joui patriot!" - Mrs. E
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